May 2012
2 posts
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
March 2012
27 posts
“About 50 high school students at Frederick Douglass Academy in Detroit were...”
– Dozens of Douglass Academy high schoolers suspended after protesting lack of teachers | Detroit Free Press | freep.com
second time in a year that black students in detroit demanding an education were criminalized. students have also been criminalized in previous years for organizing walk outs on...
Crooked Purple Rain!: At Least One of My Neighbors... →
seanpadilla:
This past Thursday afternoon, while walking through my own neighborhood, talking on my cell phone to a friend about some heavy things I’m going through @ the moment, I was followed and then stopped by a cop. He asked me for my ID, but I didn’t have it; I assumed (naively, in retrospect) that I…
UGH.
“If fat acceptance is a safe haven for racism in the name of solidarity and...”
– Dear Fat White People: http://www.therotund.com/?p=1242 (via therotund)
BA-POW
Bidet, mate.: Manifugsto submissions. Ready set... →
fancybidet:
So I want to create a zine that discusses ugliness and all the good and bad stuff that goes along with it. I am not terribly great with words and writing, especially not lately, so all I really have is a bunch of drawings.
I thought what would be grand is if I could curate a…
“I don’t know what’s in Rush Limbaugh’s heart so I’m not going to comment on the...”
– President Obama, commenting on the Rush Limbaugh controversy in today’s press conference. (via dcdecoder)
“If you are a white woman and you want to call yourself a feminist, you must...”
– ladyatheist (via mamaatheist)
this this this this this
(via serpiente-elefante)
“It doesn’t necessarily need to be a great singer to play the role,” the insider...”
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Whitney Houston Biopic Won’t Necessarily Cast An African-American Actress To Portray Legend - Huffington Post (via notime4yourshit)
Are you fucking kidding me with this white-washing bullshit
(via m-alee)
No, I’m pretty sure she does.
(via feedthewriter)
you know we live in a racist society...
Laureny: Anonymous asked: sorry to bother you, but... →
usedtobemelonylotseven:
thesavagesalad:
TW: violence against women, domestic violence, sexual abuse, society’s hard on for white dudes who do awful shit and are still employed
dhunki:
supersoygrrrl:
hopelessly-romantic-cynic:
lyssamae:
happilyevernow:
…
PoC bands?
fuckyeahethnicwomen:
1, 2, 3 go.
All around the world!
TV on the Radio, BLK JKS, the various incarnations of the Mars Volta/Omar Rodriguez Lopez Group/At the Drive-In, Melt Banana, The Noisettes - black frontwoman, Bloc Party - black frontman, Deftones, Bad Brains, Fishbone, Puffy AmiYumi, The Roots, +/-, Cornelius, Little Dragon, The Go! Team has non-white members
February 2012
15 posts
fussyfangs:
tumblr i am glad that we can all agree that chris brown’s actions were inexcusable
now if you could start applying the same critical spirit to your favorite white dudes that would be great
ameliorate or destroy: honestly, if anybody... →
fatbodypolitics:
navigatethestream:
how dare you pass judgement on what is important to people and make it seem like to cry over a celebrity is a misplaced priority
how dare you make it seem like people are incapable of viewing both as tragedies within their own right to space and…
“I don’t think it’s a virtue or an accomplishment to hide or deny your pain so...”
– #186: The lie of “strength.” « CaptainAwkward.com (via notemily)
Which is why “strong black woman” has never been a goddamn compliment. It is code for “Thank you for being a mule.”
(via crankyskirt)
oh, how this brings me back to the last time someone told me I was “really strong” when I...
Go team that's competing against another team in a...
softjunebreeze:
That was my feeble attempt at pretending to care about the Super Bowl.
That’s all I got -___-
GPOY.
January 2012
23 posts
personal opinion post
sometimes i feel that certain fat-centric tumblrs (usually more fashion oriented ones) play fast and loose with the definition of fat. i understand people have the right to self-identify, but isn’t it someone’s job as a curator to establish some standards?
like, if i’m having a bad day and want to see images exclusively of well-dressed fatties, don’t i have the right to be...